Dear Democratic Candidates

An open letter to the Democratic Presidential Candidates:

Congratulations!  Your stellar debate performances were just what the voters needed.  You perfectly set the tone for the Democratic primary season.

You enlightened the general populace on numerous important issues of our time and reminded everyone why you should be elected in 2020.  Your serious preparation for the debate was quite obvious.  Voters now have a crystal clear understanding of Democratic priorities and of the absolute need to deny Trump a second term.

You ever so wisely chose to ignore Ronald Reagan’s dated “Eleventh Commandment” to not speak ill of members of your own party.  You realized that your campaign is the only thing that matters and that you are the only Democrat who could possibly defeat Trump.  However, on the off chance that you don’t win the nomination, it’s not a big deal.  No one is recording what you say to use it later against the eventual Democratic nominee.

At the very least, you are successfully elevating your profile for future campaigns, raising your asking price for speaking engagements, and/or increasing your book sales.  Good for you!  It’s not like this election really matters, anyway.

To those of you who are playing the race card against your fellow Democrats:  Wow.  What a brilliant move.  Trump’s policies are much better than those of your current opponents and Trump would certainly do more than anyone other than you to protect the rights of minorities.

To those of you who are older than average:  You are actually quite good at getting a whole lot of people off your lawn.  You are countering the stereotype of the elder politician by showing yourself to be vital and engaged with a wry, self-deprecating sense of humor.  You have calmly parried the jabs that everyone knew were coming.  You don’t seem tired or irritated or out of touch.  Not at all.

To those of you who are less old:  You have rightly assumed that cockiness and arrogance are the qualities that will work best to attract swing voters.  Clever how you’re focusing on issues that the older candidates faced in the ’70s.  School busing is the perfect cornerstone issue for your campaign.  The old folks can’t exactly ask why you weren’t front and center on that issue when you were in the third grade, now can they?

To those of you who have struggled to get traction:  Your fortune-cookie soundbites don’t sound at all rehearsed.  Best of all, your use of Spanish purely to impress voters perfectly channels the guys who speak Klingon to impress girls.  That always works!

For those of you who are hardcore progressives: Sure, your calls to spend truckloads of money we don’t have on every social program imaginable might not play well in ten years – you know, when a quarter of the U.S. budget will be dedicated to paying the interest on our national debt.  You’re just doing what you need to do now to win.  Ten years is enough time to get you through two terms and your grandchildren will understand.

From a political standpoint, you are each proving how fully you comprehend the details of the Electoral College.  You are largely ignoring the concerns of voters in swing states since you don’t really need them.  Your laser-focus on winning the Democratic nomination is certainly the correct approach and the sole strategy for now must be to pander to your base.  Sure, you won’t get any additional Electoral votes by padding your margins in those states where Democrats were going to win anyway.  However, that padding might help you win the popular vote even if you lose the Electoral College.  As we proved in 2016, a moral victory is just as significant as a real one!

As a group, y’all are doing a fine job and I am so looking forward to the next debate.  Who doesn’t like a circus?

The Bourbon Primary

As a political junkie who enjoys a good whiskey, perhaps it was inevitable that I’d see a few parallels.  Both bourbons and the 2020 Presidential candidates appeal to different people for different reasons and they share some remarkably similar characteristics.  The pairings below are mine, but many of the notes paraphrase actual published reviews.

  • Joe Biden:  Pappy Van Winkle.  The favorite bourbon in most polls.  While it is an exceptional bourbon, its current popularity is at least partially due to relentless media attention.
  • Bernie Sanders:  Old Crow.  The bourbon that alcoholics drink.  It’s been around forever and was a favorite of Ulysses S. Grant (who went to school with Sanders).
  • Elizabeth Warren:  Four Roses.  A favorite of bourbon aficionados.  To the casual drinker, though, it’s pretty rough with zero subtlety.  It’s not a bourbon that will win over many beer drinkers.
  • Pete Buttigieg:  Angel’s Envy.  A young but notable bourbon.  It has great marketing and demonstrates some bite without bitterness.  However, it’s a tad light, it lacks a strong finish, and it’s seldom anyone’s first choice.
  • Amy Klobuchar:  Baker’s.  A solid bourbon.  It’s good, but it’s just not stunning.
  • Kamala Harris:  Alibi.  A blended whiskey.  Not bad at all, but it has a bit of a medicinal quality and is best used in a cocktail.
  • Kirsten Gillibrand:  Bulleit.  A respectable utility bourbon.  It’s just not unique enough to stand out in a crowd.
  • Cory Booker:  Wild Turkey.  A serviceable bourbon.  It tries just a bit too hard to be more than it is.  [For obvious reasons, I really wanted to use Booker’s bourbon here.  Unfortunately, that bourbon is considerably better than the candidate.]
  • Beto O’Rourke:  Balcones.  A young, brash whiskey from Texas.  It benefited from some great press, but it’s still not a player on the national scene.  With strong notes of vanilla and a sour finish, it’s kind of old news even in Texas.
  • Julian Castro:  Southern Comfort.  People think it’s a whiskey but it’s really not.  It’s an explicit ingredient in a Scarlett O’Hara cocktail and you can thus insert your own “Gone with the Wind” pun here.
  • Bill de Blasio:  Kentucky Tavern.  The bourbon you buy for the party you don’t want to attend.  People know it, but no one likes it.
  • Bennett, Bullock, Hickenlooper, Inslee:  Wyoming Whiskey.  A whiskey with an identity problem.  While it’s locally popular and actually decent, it’s very hard to find and is largely unknown outside of its home state.
  • Delaney, Gabbard, Gravel, Ryan, Swalwell, Yang:  Ezra Brooks.  A whiskey with the finish of cardboard.  Very few have heard of it; those who have aren’t fans.
  • Howard Schultz:  Bourbon Barrel Coffee.  Made from coffee beans aged in bourbon barrels.  Not bourbon.  Not alcohol.  Not even good coffee.
  • Donald Trump:  Rebel Yell.  The poster child of bottom-shelf bourbons.  However, it does have quite a few rabid, coprophagous fans.

I propose that a Bourbon Primary be held during each of the upcoming debates.  Blind votes would be cast on the participating whiskeys above to see which corresponding candidate wins.  It would easily be as accurate as any current 2020 poll and it could make the debates a whole lot more fun.  Best of all, if a preferred candidate doesn’t win, no one will give a damn.

The “I” Word

To impeach or not to impeach.  That is the question.

Although nothing in the current political environment quite deserves a Shakespearean reference, both Hamlet and the Democrats are thematically contemplating the pros and cons of suicide.

Allow me to explain.

A good friend of mine recently forwarded a rather strongly worded opinion piece in the New York Times arguing that Congress has a duty to begin impeachment proceedings.  Concurrently, many other respected media outlets, many of the 2020 candidates for the Democratic nomination for President, and even some Republicans have made similar calls.  Indeed, there is no question in my mind that Trump deserves to be impeached.  While many of Trump’s actions don’t quite rise to the required level (since “Being an Asshole” is, unfortunately, not an impeachable offense), there are definitely valid legal cases for obstruction of justice, violation of the Constitution’s Emoluments Clause, tax fraud, etc.

So Trump should be impeached, right?  No.  Wrong answer.

The problem is that the impeachment of a President isn’t a legal issue.  It’s political.  It’s purely political.  A vote for impeachment in the House triggers a trial in the Senate where a 2/3 majority is required for conviction and removal from office.  Senators are bound by no laws and can cast their votes as they individually deem fit with no ramifications whatsoever.  There is no judge that can direct them nor override even an obviously incorrect verdict.  There is no appeal.  Thus, each Senator can and will vote solely to preserve their Senate seat.  Anyone who believes otherwise simply hasn’t been paying attention.

Trump himself has called impeachment a “dirty, filthy, disgusting word.”  While one could assume that Trump thus considers the Constitution to be pornography, I think he’d be much more interested in the document if he did.  Therefore, I’m going to assume that Trump simply believes he’s fully above any laws.  He’s made that abundantly clear.

The only scenario where the Senate would vote to remove Trump from office is if the case for impeachment was so airtight that public opinion massively supported the action.  That means that a vast majority of Republicans would need to turn away from Trump and, unless a video surfaces of Trump giving Putin a handjob while he ejaculates on the U.S. Constitution, that’s highly unlikely.  Frankly, it’s even unlikely with the video.

Nancy Pelosi has flatly refused all calls to initiate impeachment proceedings in the House.  While I’d hesitate to second-guess her political instincts even if I disagreed with her, she’s absolutely right in this case.

Let’s consider the timeline.

As an initial reference, we can use the impeachment of Bill Clinton.  After an investigation that lasted over four years (yep, well over twice as long as Mueller’s), the Starr report was delivered to Congress in September of 1998.  The House began impeachment proceedings in October and voted to impeach Clinton in December.  The Senate trial began in January and Clinton was acquitted in February 1999.

In a Trump impeachment inquiry, we should expect the House proceedings to need considerably more time than was required in 1998.  While all of Starr’s work products and sources were available to the House in 1998, Trump and Barr are stonewalling the House.  In an impeachment inquiry, subpoenas would be issued, challenged, and run through multiple courts.  While I’d like to believe that all subpoenas related to impeachment proceedings would be upheld on final appeal even by a conservative Supreme Court, it’s not a slam dunk given the current makeup of the Court. There’s also nothing to suggest that Trump would necessarily abide by any Supreme Court decisions with which he disagreed.  Wouldn’t that be fun?

There are also numerous issues that would need to be investigated that were well beyond the scope of the Mueller investigation and the House would be starting from scratch on those.  In any case, the impeachment proceedings would require a considerable amount of time.

For the sake of argument, let’s assume that the 2019 House only needs to triple the amount of time required by the 1998 House and that the 2020 Senate spends the same minimal month that the 1999 Senate did.  That makes it roughly eight months of House impeachment proceedings followed by a month-long Senate trial.

Now let’s look at the 2020 election cycle.  The Democratic debates will occur from June 2019 to January 2020.  The 2020 Democratic caucuses and primaries will run from February through June.  The Democratic convention is in July; the Republican convention is in August.  The Presidential debates will occur in September and October with the election on November 3, 2020.

If the House started impeachment proceedings soon, here’s how this would play out:

The House impeachment proceedings would run concurrent with all of the Democratic debates.  The House vote would likely take place right at the start of primary season.  While the Senate trial could also occur during the primaries, the timing of the trial would be entirely in the hands of the GOP.  It is thus guaranteed that the Senate would schedule the trial to maximize the damage to the Democratic nomination process.  In theory, the GOP could easily decide to start the trial on opening day of the Democratic convention.

During all of this time, every ounce of media oxygen would be directed toward the impeachment proceedings in the House and the trial in the Senate.  The Democratic debates and convention would be secondary stories at best.  Everything would be about Trump.  The 2020 Democratic candidates would be little more than extras on Trump’s set.

Trump would thrive in the first act spotlight provided by House Democrats and would close in a dramatic second act written by Senate Republicans.

Since there is zero chance that 20 Republican Senators would vote against Trump, Trump would be acquitted.  Republican Senators in contested elections (and there aren’t many of them) would claim that their vote to acquit was simply letting their constituents decide Trump’s fate in the upcoming election.  While that would be an obvious cop-out, it would be a pretty good one.

Trump would go into both the Republican convention and the Presidential debates acquitted of all crimes.  That convention would be a massive celebration courtesy of the Democrats.  No topic other than the failed impeachment would matter in any debate.

Trump would enter election day as a winner; Democrats would enter as losers.  Let’s all remember that the last President acquitted of impeachment charges handily won re-election.

Impeachment is a horrible idea.

The best path forward is for House Democrats to keep trying to exercise their oversight role without formally calling them impeachment proceedings.  In theory, they should be able to pursue every single issue they want to without triggering Article 1, Section 3 of the Constitution.

Sure, the courts might not uphold every House subpoena outside the context of an impeachment inquiry.  However, even the court battles could be used to political advantage.  The point isn’t to try to prevent Trump from serving out the last few months of his term; the point is to prevent him from winning another term.  Democrats can do that by keeping Trump’s obstruction and disregard for the rule of law center-stage during the election season so that voters will be even more incentivized to abandon him.

Trying to remove Trump via impeachment would be political suicide for Democrats.  Beating Trump at the ballot box would be an affirmation of American democracy.

I’ll take Option B.

Seven Days in May

After blissfully avoiding the news on a recent vacation with friends, my impatiently awaiting newsfeed scanned like a notebook of failed B-movie plotlines.  At least 1964’s “Seven Days in May” had a great cast.  The 2019 version?  Not so much.  Within a very brief timespan:

  • Trump explicitly sided with a North Korean dictator, calling a former Vice President of the United States a “disaster”.
  • Trump tweeted, again on foreign soil, that “Joe Bidan” (his spelling) was a “low IQ individual”.  Irony’s a bitch.
  • Trump decided he wasn’t concerned about North Korea’s recent missile tests, despite strong disagreement from both parties, our military, our allies, the UN, and his own cabinet.
  • Trump claimed he knew more about aircraft carrier technology than the U.S Navy, declaring that steam catapults were better than the newer, faster digital catapults on Ford-class carriers:  “It sounded bad to me. Digital.  They have digital.  What is digital?  And it’s very complicated.  You have to be Albert Einstein to figure it out.”
  • Trump said he was considering pardons for several military personnel convicted in courts martial of war crimes involving the murders of unarmed civilians, bragging about the kills, and posing in pictures with the deceased.  In support, a sitting GOP Congressman said that the crimes were nothing he hadn’t committed himself.
  • Trump retweeted an obviously doctored video appearing to show a drunk Nancy Pelosi.
  • Trump granted Attorney General Barr full access to highly sensitive national intelligence related to investigations of his campaign and full unprecedented authority to declassify anything at Barr’s sole discretion.  In essence, this action weaponizes national intelligence for political purposes and will further convince our allies to never share any intelligence with us.
  • Trump unilaterally refused to honor all Congressional subpoenas issued for numerous oversight purposes.  Lindsay Graham, after voicing support for Trump’s stonewalling, was called out by Fox’s Chris Wallace (!) for telling then-President Clinton “It is not your job to tell us what we need. It is your job to comply with things we need to provide oversight over you.”
  • A GOP Congressman from Texas single-handedly delayed needed disaster relief funding for numerous states, including Texas.  Despite prior agreement by both parties and the President, he objected that there were no corresponding budget offsets.  He had no such qualms voting for Trump’s tax cuts without said offsets.
  • Trump called Democratic leaders to the White House to discuss infrastructure issues.  However, he immediately stormed out of the meeting to address the pre-positioned press at a podium already fitted with signage supporting his statement that he couldn’t work with a Congress that was investigating him.  So… I guess everyone should just go home?
  • Georgia, Alabama, and Missouri joined Ohio, Kentucky, and Mississippi in new legislative attacks on abortion rights guaranteed by Roe v. Wade.
  • Pence, in a Memorial Day address at West Point, promised graduates that it was a “virtual certainty” that they would “lead soldiers in combat.”  … Yay?

WTF.

I’m going back on vacation.

A 2020 Platform – The Federal Budget

Continuing my 2020 Platform series, I thought I’d tackle the federal budget.  A difficult topic, you say?  No, not really.  As Trump likely said to Stormy, no matter what you do, you just can’t make this hard.

While no one in Washington appears to have ever balanced a checkbook, the rest of us understand the basics of managing to a budget.

We start with our account balance which tells us how much money we have or, conversely, how much we’re in debt.  We then compare our expenses against our income, taking into consideration the necessary reduction of any outstanding debt.  If the resultant budget says we’re spending more than we’re bringing in, we either need to spend less or make more.

Cool.  So we’re done here, right?

Well, we damn well should be!

Sure, sure.  Macro economic theory tells us that the federal government should increase spending during economic downturns and reduce spending when the economy recovers.  While that may seem counter-intuitive at first, it’s really no different than an individual taking out a student loan to get a better job and then using some of the additional salary to pay off the loan.  Simple.

Let’s break it down.

The Federal Deficit

I’ll start with the elephant in the room.  Seriously.  The elephant.

Republicans spent the entirety of the Obama administration whining incessantly about the rising deficit.

To be sure, while the U.S. had been running in the red since before WWII, the Obama administration made it worse.  Obama’s deficit spending (including a massive bipartisan stimulus package) was intentional and necessary to drive the economy through the financial crisis that hit the nation at the end of the Bush administration.

Still, the federal deficit was at almost $20 trillion when Obama left office.  TWENTY TRILLION.  A $20 trillion stack of $5 bills would stretch well past the moon.  Folks, that’s real money.  The Republicans were right.  The deficit was obviously a serious problem worthy of immediate action.  Since the economy was recovering nicely, it was time to start paying down the debt.

However, once in control, Trump & Company promptly changed their minds.  They passed substantial federal tax cuts that helped corporations and the rich.  Concurrently, the GOP-led government also dramatically increased federal spending.  Lo and behold, with less income and more expenses, the federal deficit continued to rise.  Imagine that!

The deficit surpassed $22 trillion in February of this year.  For those keeping score, that’s a 10% increase in just two years of Trump with no plans whatsoever to reverse the trend.  Current CBO projections put the deficit at around $34 trillion by 2029.

Some might thus call Republican lawmakers hypocrites.  I have another word in mind.

Federal Spending

I searched online for a graphic with a decent high-level breakdown of current federal spending but eventually settled on creating my own, summarizing raw CBO data.

“Income Security” includes unemployment insurance, SNAP (food stamps), child nutrition programs, etc..  “Other Mandatory” includes federal retirement benefits (military & civilian), veterans programs, etc.

In 2018, our federal spending totaled $4.1 trillion.

It is first worth noting that 8% of that is just interest on our debt.  That’s $328 billion in just one year that bought us absolutely nothing.  Zilch.  Even worse, as anyone who has tried paying only the minimum monthly amount on a credit card knows, debt maintenance quickly gets worse over time.  As our deficit grows, our interest payment grows.  It’s not a pleasant trend.

The social safety nets and the military consume the lion’s share of our national budget and they each deserve their own blog posts.  My brief take here is that these are absolutely essential elements of our government and our national identity.  Can we improve on them and make them more efficient?  Of course we can.  But we are the leaders of the free world and we take care of our own.  These should be points of national pride and not something for which we should ever apologize.

We’re thus left with 16% of our budget for the “Non-Defense Discretionary” spending that pays for everything else in our massive governmental alphabet soup (IRS, CBP, FBI, CIA, TSA, FHWA, EPA, NASA, FEMA, NPS, USDA, FDA, NIH, DOE, FCC, SEC, HUD, USPS, etc., etc., etc.).

Sure, this is “discretionary” spending and we could certainly choose not to fund any of these agencies.  Think about that for a moment, though.  Only 16 cents out of every tax dollar funds what most people think of as “The Government”.  I contend that the vast majority of people across the political spectrum would agree, in isolation, that the vast majority of these agencies are rather necessary to our way of life.  Are there some expenses that mostly appeal to one party or the other?  Sure.  Could we be more efficient across the board?  Always.  But if anyone thinks that minor cuts or tweaks here and there will save more than a penny on the dollar at best, I would love to see the math.

Federal Income

My homeowners’ association wants a ton of improvements to our jointly owned property and simultaneously complains that our HOA fees are too high.  I get it. Everyone wants something for nothing.  Free is great!  The problem is that stuff ain’t free.  No one likes paying taxes but government services also aren’t free.

Here’s my high-level breakdown of federal income:

“Other Taxes” includes estate taxes, gift taxes, etc.

In 2018, our federal income totaled $3.3 trillion.  You might have noticed that this is $800 billion less than we spent.  Hence, the problem.

In general, a free market with robust competition will provide, over time, the best economic motivation for greater innovation, higher quality, and lower costs.  The resultant strong economy will increase the tax base (both individual and corporate) and thus increase government revenue at reasonable tax rates.  The government’s economic roles are to (a) set reasonable tax rates to pay for the services that the public needs/wants, (b) maintain a fair environment, and (c) encourage/discourage market behaviors that may impact society for better/worse.  Unfortunately, our government sucks at every one of these tasks.

The recent Republican tax cuts might have been okay had they had been better targeted and hadn’t increased the federal deficit quite so much.  There were zero economic reasons for the tax cuts to be so huge; that was pure politics.  Smaller tax cuts would have garnered bipartisan support and might have allowed us to at least start to address debt reduction.  But no.  The tax cuts were instead implemented at the literal expense of our long-term national financial stability.

Democrats aren’t immune to fiscal stupidity, either. The left’s recent calls to just raise tax rates on the rich makes for great political sound bites, but doesn’t solve the problem.  Most well-off Americans already pay a ton of taxes.  In 2018, the top 20% of tax filers received 53% of all pre-tax income and paid 68% of all federal taxes; the top 1% received 16% of all pre-tax income and paid 26% of all federal taxes.  So how about the uber-rich?  While that’s a valid issue, it won’t be addressed by merely increasing upper income tax rates.  These folks can just hire whole floors of accountants to game our massively complex tax code and avoid the declaration of any taxable income at all.  There isn’t a lot of difference between 37% of zero and 70% of zero.  One of the many likely reasons Trump wants to keep his tax returns private is that he hasn’t paid any income taxes in decades.

While often overlooked, economic incentives and disincentives (largely in the form of excise taxes, tax credits, and tax deductions) are extremely important parts of the federal income equation.

Federal excise taxes are implemented on some items, but such taxes account for only 3% of federal income.  On the flip side, there are a ton of tax give-aways that not only don’t help matters – they make matters much worse.

Ethanol is just one representative example.  U.S. taxpayers have to make up for over $7 billion in annual tax credits that the government grants to Ethanol producers.  Ethanol is a low-quality biofuel which various levels of governments mandate be blended into gasoline.  Since about 40% of U.S. corn is used to create Ethanol, consumers also have to pay more for edible corn and other corn-based food products.  Furthermore, since Ethanol-laced gasoline is less efficient that pure gasoline, consumers also have to buy more of the blended gas to get equivalent mileage.  So who exactly benefits here?  Iowa.  Iowa is the top corn-producing state in the U.S. and just so happens to be the first stop during the political primary season.  Strange coincidence, huh?

Our income problem boils down to this:  There is little political upside to raising taxes, simplifying the tax code, or reworking tax incentives.  Politicians are unfortunately motivated to spend every dime they can get their hands on to get elected and re-elected for as long as they can.  They are more than content to let future politicians and future generations deal with the debt they create.  They simply don’t see the deficit as their problem and, when their primary goal is re-election, they are sadly correct.  It’s not just their fault; it’s ours.

Suggestions

Future blog posts may well expand on some of these thoughts, but here’s just a few budget-related suggestions:

Implement Federal Term-Limits:  Addressing the federal deficit will require political courage.  Unfortunately, courage will never be in large supply among career politicians.  Voters might respect a candidate that says “I will raise your taxes and take away your favorite tax incentives” but that respect won’t equate to actual votes.  Term-limits won’t completely solve this problem, but they can’t hurt.  Elected officials are often more inclined to do the right thing when they’re not up for re-election.

Eliminate the Legislative Debt Ceiling:  Trying to control the deficit with an artificial “debt ceiling” is laughable and this political football just needs to go away.  The deficit is money we’ve already spent.  We can’t just put the kitchen sink on our national credit card and then not pay the bill.  I tried that in college.  It didn’t work well.

End Government Shutdowns:  Politicians need to stop shutting down the government when they can’t agree on spending bills.  Here’s a thought.  When the government shuts itself down, the folks that cause the shutdown don’t get paid.  This group would include every single federally-elected officeholder, all federal political appointees, and all of their senior staffs.  Importantly, this group of people would NEVER receive any back pay when the government inevitably reopens.  This only seems fair and I guarantee that it would eliminate all future shutdowns.

Simplify the Tax Code:  Our tax code is way too complex.  Significant tax revisions would be required to ensure that everyone, including the uber-rich, pays their “fair share” of taxes.  In 1913, the U.S. tax code was 27 pages.  It’s now over 6000 pages – and that doesn’t include a ton of IRS regulations and associated case law.  While simplification wouldn’t itself make the tax code more fair, it might make it more transparent.  If people had better insights into the real winners and losers in the tax code, perhaps it could better inform their votes.

Completely Rethink Tax Incentives/Disincentives:  To paraphrase Jim Croce, trying to direct the U.S. economy is akin to tugging on Superman’s cape.  It might get his attention; it might not; it might just piss him off.  That said, government can and should use tax policy to nudge things in preferred directions.  While some laws and regulations are obviously required, tax incentives and disincentives can provide better motivations to encourage behaviors that benefit society… or at least increase tax revenues on less desirable behaviors.  While we already do this, it’s not used nearly enough for the right reasons.  In my perfect world, we would:

  • Eliminate a ton of tax credits and deductions whose primary purpose is political.  The Ethanol tax credit is an obvious target, but there are certainly others.  The R&D tax credit, for example, encourages large companies to invest in research that makes them more money.  Do they really need a tax break for that?  If they do get one, the public at least needs to reap a large portion of the benefits.
  • Implement a massive purge of charities, churches, and business organizations that can claim tax-exempt status.  While there is a valid category of organizations that deserve a tax-exemption by serving a public good, taxpayers foot the bill for way too many organizations that fundamentally operate for private, political, or commercial purposes.
  • Increase tax incentives to encourage retirement savings, clean energy usage, and higher education.
  • Vastly expand the federal use of excise taxes.  If a prevailing government wants to discourage a social behavior, then tax the crap out of it.  Excise taxes on alcohol, tobacco, and firearms should be increased.  Gambling and marijuana should be legalized and the government should collect excise taxes on these as well.  Making things illegal adds law enforcement, court, and incarceration costs; making them legal and expensive adds tax revenue.  Do the math.

Look for Cost Savings:  As noted above, significant money likely won’t be found tweaking individual budget line items.  That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t look for cost savings, though.  Things can almost always be streamlined; fraud can almost always be reduced; some spending is almost always stupid.  As long as the act of finding various cost savings doesn’t cost more than the amount saved, we should definitely try.  We should even look into getting a better bang for our bucks in our social programs and the military – so long as we recognize these as core requirements worthy of our money.

Get Serious about Budget Neutrality:  Every spending proposal should be accompanied by a corresponding income proposal.  A ton of legislation claims it will be “budget neutral” by assuming purely magical economic benefits.  The CBO has historically done a decent job scoring such proposals when given a decent chance, but those scores are often ignored.  While keeping the CBO non-political is likely to be tough in the current environment, it is essential.

Increase Tax Rates:  Yes, I saved this for last.  I guess it’s pretty obvious that I’m not running for elective office since, in our current environment, this statement would be political suicide.  Note, however, that I’m not looking for an overnight solution.  Trying to quickly eliminate our federal deficit would ruin our economy and make the situation much worse.  All we need is a plan that moves us in the right direction.  Even if we implement most of the above suggestions, it simply won’t be enough.  At some point we’ll need to suck it up and agree to pay for all the things we buy and also start paying down the debt incurred on things we’ve already bought.  We can’t just keep passing along ever-increasing debt to future generations.  A good start for now would be to reduce the Trump tax cuts and direct the vast majority of the added federal revenue to deficit reduction.

2020 Democratic Ticket – Initial Pick

While I’m not often one to shoot from the hip, I’m going to make a way-too-early pick for a 2020 Democratic Presidential ticket.

I absolutely reserve the right to change my mind once we have better data.  And, of course, things will progress and they’ll progress in unforeseen directions.  There are already as many Democrats running for President in 2020 as in the prior eight presidential election seasons combined.  The debates will matter and it’s guaranteed that some major revelations and/or events will change the landscape multiple times before the Democratic National Convention in July of 2020.

As I’ve stated before, I’m solely interested in beating Trump/Pence.  Particularly given the bleak 2020 Senate picture, Democrats need to be laser-focused on evicting the current occupant of the White House.  While Democrats can and should have policy discussions, losers don’t get to set policies.  Thus, picking the 2020 Democratic ticket based on policy positions is just political masturbation.  It may feel great in the moment, but it’s not particularly useful and it can leave a huge mess.

That said, at the moment, here’s my ticket choice.  [ Drum roll, please… ]

Biden / Harris 2020

I previously discussed possible Democratic 2020 Electoral Strategies and I’m standing by that analysis.  Given those thoughts, the following is the rationale behind my ticket choices.

Joe Biden

Joe Biden seems a pretty obvious choice to lead the ticket to a win.  Biden can execute either the Middle America Strategy or The Old White Establishment Male Strategy or some combination thereof.  There is no other candidate that has such an obvious Electoral path to victory.

Biden is certainly qualified for the office.  During his quarter century in the Senate, he chaired both the Foreign Relations Committee and the Judiciary Committee.  During his eight years as Vice President, he largely functioned as a partner for President Obama.

Of course, Biden does have a few negatives – and feel free to read the word “negatives” with a serious eye roll.

Biden is not exactly a poster child for new leadership.  However, while his age, race, and gender will be an issue in the primary, it’s a wash in the general election.  Fence-sitters will hopefully prefer an old white male statesman over an old white male asshole, but the fact remains that both Biden and Trump are old white men.

Biden also isn’t a “progressive” in the 2020 sense of the word.  He’s a centrist.  While that word is anathema to a portion of the Democratic party, it would most definitely be a positive in the general election.

By far, though, Biden’s biggest negative is that Joe is Joe.

While very few people would think that Biden’s heart isn’t in the right place, his hands have been another matter.

Can Biden be creepy?  Sure.  But does anyone not have a friend or relative who is WAY too touchy-feely?  A line can most definitely be crossed where physical contact becomes assault or when a power relationship is in-play.  Short of that, though, there really is a difference.  While an unwanted invasion of one’s personal space can be extremely uncomfortable, such an act is neither criminal nor disqualifying.

As a brief aside, let me attempt to be clear before anyone hits “Send” on the email telling me that I’m a sexist idiot who just doesn’t get it.  Perhaps you’re right.  I can’t argue that I fully understand a woman’s perspective.  However, while I believe that the #MeToo movement has been a long-overdue force for good that illuminated the despicable actions of the likes of Harvey Weinstein and Louis C.K., the hashtag does not convey magical powers.  If #MeToo devolves to give anyone carte blanche to unilaterally destroy someone’s reputation for any perceived slight or annoyance or social error, then count me out.  The voices of those dealing with true sexual predators are diminished by such misuse.  Okay.  If you are still so inclined, flame away. ]

In any case, while CreepGate will undoubtedly play a role in the Democratic primary, it’s hard to imagine the GOP making this a successful general election issue.  Compared to Trump, Biden is Mother Teresa.

Could others fill Biden’s role on the ticket?  That’s doubtful at best.  Steve Bullock and John Hickenlooper could technically attempt the same strategies, but neither has national name recognition nor experience.  Both would have been much better Senate candidates and their personal ambitions helped put the Senate out of Democratic reach in 2020.  Thanks, guys.  No, at this juncture, the best hope for Democrats in 2020 is Joe Biden.

Kamala Harris

Picking the VP was a more interesting exercise.

To make this pick, I assumed that Biden is at the top of ticket and I hope that he waits until he has the nomination in hand before making a VP selection.  Things change.  While it’s certainly possible that someone who is not a current Presidential contender gets the VP nod, that seems rather unlikely given the large field.  (Of course, if Michelle Obama or the right retired military flag officer expresses any interest, I’ll rewrite this post.)

Thus, given what we now know, my initial pick is largely a matter of elimination:

  1. I first scratched all of the other old white men.  Some diversity is required against Trump/Pence and the field is strong enough to make the ticket more representative of the voting population along at least one axis.  I used Pence as the “old man” cutoff and he’s 59.
  2. I next scratched a ton of candidates that don’t yet have sufficient experience, leaving only people that have served as Senators or Governors.
  3. I then scratched all older women, using the same cutoff age I used for the men.  With the 76-year-old Biden at the top of a ticket, some younger blood would produce a healthier ticket.  This criteria eliminated only Elizabeth Warren.  It wasn’t personal.
  4. I next scratched all of the other East Coast candidates to provide some geographical balance to a ticket led by Biden.  This eliminated Cory Booker and Kirsten Gillibrand.
  5. For the final scratch criteria, I simply decided to eliminate all of the remaining men.  Giving Biden a female running mate seemed more than appropriate.  This eliminated Steve Bullock and Michael Bennet.

The above bloodbath left only Amy Klobuchar and Kamala Harris.  Neither are bad choices, each is qualified, and each has their own pluses and minuses.

Of the two, Klobuchar is the only one who could possibly execute a winning strategy on her own.  She’s won statewide multiple times in a Middle America swing state.  She remains a strong second choice in my book and, if she exceeds expectations in the primary season, I’ll reconsider my selection.  Klobuchar is, unfortunately, a bit too much like Biden.  They appeal to the same base and Klobuchar thus wouldn’t provide much balance to the ticket.  Furthermore, since her Senate seat would not be a Safe D seat in a special election, it might be best for her to stay put.

Cutting Klobuchar made Harris the last candidate standing.  And Harris does check several political boxes:

  • In addition to being a woman, Harris has a mixed-race heritage (Jamaican & Indian) and, at 54, can reasonably claim to be Gen X.  (And, yes, I realize that sentence is infuriatingly sexist, racist, and ageist.  Unfortunately, we live in a world where a resume isn’t the only thing that matters.)  Harris might energize some Obama voters who sat out 2016.
  • While Harris is a progressive, she’s both too progressive for the general electorate and not progressive enough for the far left.  That’s a good thing.  She might be able to balance Biden’s centrist approach just enough to placate the left without worrying independents too much.
  • Harris has only served as a Senator since 2016, which might let her claim both experience and DC outsider status.
  • The prosecutorial skills Harris honed in previous jobs should come in quite handy during debates.  A Harris/Pence VP debate would make for great TV.
  • Harris could provide an aggressive counterpoint to the ticket.  Biden could present himself as a sane, experienced centrist who knows what he’s doing while letting Harris function as the disruptor that shakes things up.

The Electoral Math

Referencing my take on the 2020 Electoral Landscape, Biden/Harris should be able to add all of the “Likely D” states to the “Safe D” states for a total of 233 Electoral votes.  The ticket should also be able to pull off wins in Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin to bring the Electoral total to 279 – enough for the win.  To pad that a bit – and to make Trump/Pence play some defense – Biden/Harris could reasonably target Ohio, Iowa, Arizona, Georgia, and North Carolina as well.  That’s a grand total of 345 Electoral votes that the ticket would have a decent chance of winning.

So.  Biden/Harris 2020?  At least for now.

The Trump Derby

As an eager nation awaited his learned opinion, Trump finally weighed in on the Kentucky Derby controversy:

The Kentucky Derby decision was not a good one. It was a rough & tumble race on a wet and sloppy track, actually, a beautiful thing to watch. Only in these days of political correctness could such an overturn occur. The best horse did NOT win the Kentucky Derby – not even close!

– Donald J. Trump, May 5, 2019

I presume Maximum Security will soon be invited to the White House for a McDonald’s feast (okay, maybe a DQ feast) with burgers made entirely from cousins of Country House.  Loser.  Probably an immigrant.

I was originally going to opine that Trump could maybe find something better to do as, you know, the leader of the free world.  Upon reflection, though, I am now convinced that Trump should be encouraged to spend every waking moment tweeting his expert opinions on all of the major issues of our time.  Here’s just a few possible starting points that could keep him occupied:

  • The Night King was robbed. White walkers were good people. Sad! The AG should investigate Arya now! Cersei reminds me of Ivanka. She screwed her brother and that’s hot!
  • The Avengers are socialists. Thanos was right! Dusting half of the population is even better than a wall! He just didn’t dust the right half. Loser. Needed Trump.
  • If Aunt Becky gets convicted of a “crime” I’ll pardon her. The whole point of having money is to buy things poor people can’t! My Dad bought my Wharton degree. No big deal.
  • Steph Curry is so overrated. I’d have made that dunk. Easy. My dunks are the best. Nobody dunks better than me. Ask anyone.
  • Coke or Pepsi? The Trump 2020 campaign is in full swing. Who wants a Medal of Freedom?

 

2020 First Look – The Senate

Technically, the 2020 Senate map favors Democrats.  It just doesn’t favor them enough.

While it’s still very early and candidates are still unknown in many states, an initial look seems appropriate.  If Democrats manage to retake the White House, they’ll need a Democratic Senate to do much of anything.  If Democrats don’t beat Trump, a Democratic Senate could at least limit the damage.

Democrats need a net gain of 4 seats to take definitive control of the Senate (or a net gain of 3 seats if Democrats win at the top of the ticket).

In 2020, Republicans will defend 22 seats and Democrats will defend 12 seats.  By my count, however, only 14 seats are at all competitive – 9 Republican and 5 Democratic.  Since 12 of the 14 seats are in swing states, there will be massive synergy between the Presidential and Senate races.  A strong Democratic ticket could certainly help Democratic Senate candidates; a mediocre ticket will be a disaster all around.

Here’s my current Senate breakdown, more or less in order of a possible Democratic win:

The details aren’t at all good:

  • The seat most likely to flip is currently held by a Democrat.  It would take a minor miracle for Doug Jones to retain his Alabama Senate seat.  Democrats’ best bet is for Roy Moore to again be the Republican nominee and it’s doubtful Republicans will repeat that mistake.
  • Democrat Tom Udall isn’t running for re-election in New Mexico which puts that state more in-play than it needed to be.
  • Democrats failed to recruit 6 (SIX!) of the best potential candidates to unseat Republican Senators.  Beto O’Rourke passed in Texas, Stacey Abrams passed in Georgia, Tom Vilsack passed in Iowa, John Hickenlooper passed in Colorado, Susan Rice passed in Maine, and Kathleen Sebelius passed in Kansas.
  • Democrats have yet to field solid candidates in two of the most flippable races (Colorado and Maine).

Unfortunately, I could go on.

There is a bit of not-bad news:

  • Mark Kelly, former astronaut and husband of former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, is running in Arizona.
  • Amy McGrath, possibly the best qualified candidate to lose in 2018, looks likely to run in Kentucky.
  • MJ Hegar, another well-qualified candidate that lost in 2018, is running in Texas.

To take control of the Senate, my initial analysis says that Democrats need to:

  • Successfully defend 4 of the 5 in-play seats that they currently occupy.
  • Flip all 3 toss up seats.
  • Flip 1 or 2 seats that currently favor the GOP (depending on who wins the White House).

That’d be an uphill climb with a great set of candidates.  Without superstars, it’ll be more like free soloing at night.  At this point, Democrats will be lucky to not lose even more Senate seats in 2020.

That’s just embarrassing.

A Targeted Campaign

In a previous post, I suggested that each of the 2020 candidates for president be required to state and defend the Electoral College math that they intend to use to win the general election.  It’s far too easy for a candidate to win the nomination with no prayer of winning the election.

Lo and behold, one candidate’s campaign manager made such a statement yesterday.  Unfortunately, it was Trump’s campaign manager.

Brad Parscale, who served as Trump’s digital media guru in 2016, shared that the Trump campaign will target all of the states that Trump took in 2016 and then additionally target Colorado, Nevada, New Hampshire, and New Mexico – with a stretch goal of adding Minnesota.  Those are five of the seven states I previously identified as only “Likely D”.  The five extra states combine for an extra 34 Electoral votes.

Sure enough, Trump does have a chance of winning in every state he’s targeting and no chance of winning in any of the 14 “Safe D” states.  Of course, Parscale hasn’t yet revealed a strategy for how they’ll win in these five new states.  He also skips over the hard task of repeat wins in the six 2020 “Toss Up” states and the slightly easier task of again winning the five “Likely R” states.  But that’s just political spin.  Parscale expects to lose some “Toss Up” states and he needs some cushion.  The math just isn’t that hard and it appears that Parscale knows it.

It sure would be nice if I could say the same thing about a Democratic campaign.

Mueller Revisited

Everyone has an opinion on the Mueller report.  I waited a bit to share mine since I wanted to seriously consider the content.

I did think it important to actually read the report.  Not the Attorney General’s summary.  Not pundit takes on any side.  The report itself.  It’s a long, hard read and it has significant redactions.  But it is fascinating.  Congress absolutely needs to see the unredacted version, but even what we have seems to make a few things abundantly clear:

  • Mueller was extremely conservative in his approach, but he did his job.
  • AG Barr’s “summary” of the Mueller report wasn’t just misleading.  It was wrong.  I fully expected Barr to spin things as best he could.  He’s a conservative Republican in the Trump administration.  However, I would have never expected him to be so patently partisan.  His previously solid reputation took a huge hit.
  • While the report found no legal basis for charges of criminal conspiracy against Trump, Mueller absolutely found evidence of corruption and collusion with Russia.  It’s just that none of what he found (beyond the numerous indictments already made) rose to the legal level of criminal charges beyond a reasonable doubt.  However, Mueller did lay out the case for further investigations based on the lesser standards required for impeachment or, more importantly, in the realm of public opinion.  Despite constant denials of Russian interference in the 2016 election, the Trump campaign was aware of such interference, saw no problem with it, and gladly accepted it.  Those actions may not have met the legal definition of criminal activity but that doesn’t mean it was acceptable behavior in a democracy.
  • Most importantly, the report did NOT clear Trump of obstruction of justice charges.  On the contrary, the only reason Mueller didn’t indict Trump for obstruction was Mueller’s strict adherence to a questionable DOJ policy that a sitting President can’t be indicted.  Mueller explicitly laid out the cases, though, for possible immediate action by Congress and/or for possible post-Presidency charges against Trump.  Nowhere did Mueller say or imply that he was deferring to the AG to make the call.

Trump now seems intent on denying Congress any access to members of his administration for the continued scrutiny outlined by Mueller.  However, since Trump’s folks already cooperated with Mueller, there is zero basis for claiming executive privilege at this point.  Trump is only forcing House Democrats to begin impeachment hearings.

While I’d personally prefer Congressional hearings short of impeachment, Democrats will have little choice if Trump persists in his obstruction.  I have to believe that even a conservative Supreme Court will have to unanimously support the explicit Constitutional power of the House to conduct impeachment proceedings.  In no case, however, should House Democrats allow the proceedings to move to a Senate trial prior to the 2020 elections.  The current Senate will never vote to remove Trump from office and Democrats are much better off with the optics of drawn-out House hearings.

It’s also a much better political strategy for Trump to be defeated in an election rather than being removed from office.  It would not only be better for our democracy; it would be infinitely more satisfying.