A Moby Dick Move

Trump finally pulled the trigger to divert military funds to make a down payment on his White Whale Wall.  The Fake News reported that he’d make Mexico pay when he very clearly said he’d make the Military pay.  You remember that, right?

I could easily use this post to complain about what an obsessive “Moby Dick Move” this is.  However, I’ll let the fact that I actually published that phrase to hopefully convey my absolute disgust that our military has been dragged into Trump’s 2020 re-election campaign.  I’ll concentrate instead on the politics that are now unfortunately involved.

In summary, Trump will use previously discussed national emergency powers to divert $3.6B from 127 separate military construction projects to help pay for the useless wall that he promised his supporters.  These military projects all went through a rigorous appropriations process and were included in budgets that were approved by Congress and signed by the President.  Subsequently, the President unilaterally decided to just ignore that process.  While the Constitution clearly gives Congress the power of the purse, this Congress seems content to let Captain Ahab do whatever he wants.  None of the defunded projects are fluff; many are absolutely critical; some address risk-of-life issues for military personnel.  Politico published a summary list for those interested.  Trump & Company couldn’t care less.

Almost 60% of the defunded projects in the U.S. impact House districts currently held by Democrats.  The only surprise there is that it’s only 60%.  Of particular note, though, is that $332M of the money comes from eight states that are at least somewhat in-play in 2020.  In order of impact, these states are New Mexico, Virginia, North Carolina, Arizona, Texas, Florida, Wisconsin, and Colorado.

Republicans are now all clamoring for Congress to approve backfill funding for all of the defunded projects and are already trying to blame Democrats if they don’t agree.

Hell, no.

While the defunded projects certainly need to go forward, there is zero reason for Democrats to cave on any simple re-funding prior to the election.  There will hopefully be a lot of airtime in the above states devoted to Trump’s raid on funding meant for soldiers stationed in those states.  The diversion of approved military funds to pay for a wall that Congress explicitly did NOT fund is simply an indefensible position.  Democrats should constantly hammer Trump on this until November 2020.

In the meantime, Democrats could point out some simple alternatives that Republicans could pursue if they want to immediately restore the military’s funding:

  1. Disapprove the national emergency.  Because the authors of the National Emergencies Act were idiots, it takes a 2/3 majority in both the House and Senate to override a President’s emergency declaration.  I’m pretty sure that Democrats can deliver every single one of their votes for an override.  That leaves this entirely in the hands of Republican Congressional leadership.
  2. Raise corporate taxes.  Republicans are big fans of offsets to fund things they don’t like.  Democrats should suggest that Republicans eat this one with the gravy they previously passed out to their friends.  For simplicity, if we just raise the corporate rate by one percent, that will more than cover the $3.6B.
  3. Divert the money from Republican pet projects.  This should be easy.  The last budget had numerous carve-outs to win support from various Republicans.  If they eliminate enough of the pet projects, they can restore the military projects.

Will any of the above happen?  Of course not.  But Democrats need to constantly remind voters that this is purely a Republican problem that can be solved either by the Republicans currently in office or by the Democrats that replace them in 2020.

As a fun aside, while Kentucky isn’t in play in the Presidential election, Trump certainly didn’t do Mitch McConnell any favors in his Senate race.  One of the defunded projects is a $64M middle school at Fort Campbell.  I seriously cannot wait to see what will hopefully be numerous responses from Amy McGrath – McConnell’s likely Democratic opponent.  A retired Marine combat pilot should have a field day painting McConnell as a puppet of Trump.  While neither McConnell nor Trump has served a day in uniform, both are eagerly taking money away from the children of soldiers in the non-border state of Kentucky… to pay for a border wall we don’t need… while many of the Kentucky children have a Army parent deployed to an overseas war zone.

Wow.  Fry the chicken and call me Ishmael.

The 2020 Endorsements

One of the 2020 metrics I’m tracking is candidate endorsements.  Here’s my take on which endorsements matter:

  • I’m only considering endorsements made in the Democratic primary as there won’t be ton of surprises in the general election.  Most Democrats and Republicans will endorse their respective candidates with varying degrees of enthusiasm; most celebrities will endorse the Democratic candidate; Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un will endorse Trump.
  • I’m ignoring all celebrity endorsements.  While they may help generate press and cash, they don’t generate votes.  In 2016, Hillary Clinton had endorsements from Orpah, Beyoncé, and LeBron James; Trump featured endorsements from Scott Baio, Ted Nugent, and Dennis Rodman.  And yet, we know how that turned out.
  • I’m only considering endorsements from current Democratic officeholders.  They have an existing political base that put them in office and they have a means to reach those voters.
  • I’m only considering political endorsements from the Lean D and Toss-Up swing states that Democrats need to win in the general election.  Early primary support by successful local politicians should be a decent indicator of how well the candidate will be received in the swing states.  While the Lean R states could also be interesting, a candidate needs to first win the Lean D and Toss-Up states.  Indeed, a Democrat can win the general election without winning any Lean R states.
  • I’m ignoring all endorsements from Florida.  While it’s technically a Toss-Up state, it’s a very expensive state in which to campaign.  Since I see no Democratic candidate with an inside track in Florida, I think resources can best be spent elsewhere.

There are numerous publications that have staffs tracking the various endorsements.  A few of the better sources I found include FiveThirtyEight, Politico, and Ballotopedia.  For my current purposes, I started with FiveThirtyEight’s list of 544 politicians.

Applying my filters, I was left with 147 potential endorsements.  Of course, all endorsements are not created equal.  FiveThirtyEight’s office weight factor seems to be a reasonable start, but I added consideration for the importance of the endorser’s swing state (in terms of number of Electors).

Since only 17% of these endorsements have been made thus far, I’ll need to wait a bit to take a deeper dive.  For the moment, however, here’s the big picture:

  • Warren has endorsements in four swing states; Biden has endorsement in three swing states.  Biden, however, has a stronger endorsement weighting that Warren, mostly due to endorsements in Pennsylvania with its 20 Electors.
  • Amy Klobuchar has an expectedly strong weighting in her home swing state of Minnesota, but isn’t a factor elsewhere.
  • Five other candidates have weak endorsement weightings in one swing state each.  While Kamala Harris and Cory Booker each have a ton of endorsements and are near the top of some of the published lists, the majority of their endorsements come from their respective home states of California and New Jersey – neither of which is a swing state.

By my current Swing Endorsements metric, Biden and Warren appear to be the best candidates to win in 2020.  While Biden is an expected leader, Warren surprised me – likely due to the fact that she’s running one of the best organized campaigns.  While it’s early and everything can change, other candidates are going to need to make a move soon to earn more endorsements in the states that matter.

A Case for Moderation

Some Progressives in the Democratic Party appear to have declared war on Moderates within their own party.  While there are numerous examples from several sources, here’s a representative soundbite from the second debate:

We’re not going to solve the urgent problems that we face with small ideas and spinelessness. We’re going to solve them by being the Democratic Party of big, structural change.

– Elizabeth Warren, July 31, 2019

I genuinely like Warren.  I disagree with several of her ideas but there’s no question that she’s whip-smart.  I most certainly respect the passion that she and her Progressive compatriots bring to the party.  To be sure, many progressive goals are undeniably admirable.  I’d love to provide free healthcare for everyone.  I’d love to make a free college education available to every American citizen.  I’d love to offer free childcare to anyone who wants it.  I’d love to see automatic weapons used only by soldiers in war zones.  I’d love to eliminate all carbon emissions overnight.

I’d also love to be starring in a new Sondheim/Sorkin musical on Broadway after winning a huge lottery payout while dating Emma Stone.

News Flash:  Life ain’t a Disney cartoon.  The real world manifests no response whatsoever to wishes made upon a self-luminous spheroid of thermonuclear plasma.

Months ago, I suggested that the Progressive Agenda was a path to failure in 2020 and I haven’t changed my mind.  In retrospect, however, I don’t think I sufficiently made an argument for the moderate alternative.

To be clear:  Being a moderate is not a capitulation to anything.

While I personally place myself a little left of the political center, my reasons do not include the lack of a spine to move further to my left.  My positions on the numerous issues confronting our country are the result of careful thought and considerable research.  They acknowledge that we somehow need to pay for all the things that we want.  They reflect an acceptance of economic, political, and social realities.  They take into account that there are other smart and patriotic citizens of this country who are good people despite having vastly different opinions than mine.

Are there flaws in my positions?  Of course there are.  Everything needs to be seriously debated by sane, intelligent people with opposing viewpoints.  As a nation, we will seldom agree on the “perfect” solution to anything.  I sincerely believe, however, that we can often agree on a “decent” solution.  While few would likely be ecstatic with the final outcomes, I’m convinced that solutions exist for most problems that the vast majority of people can accept.  It’s called compromise.  It is neither a dirty word nor a “small idea”.

I remain absolutely convinced that the Democratic path to Electoral victory in 2020 is via a moderate platform.  I am equally convinced that it is the right platform.

A Personal Response

Please bear with me while I explain why a contribution to the Senate campaign of Amy McGrath is my personal response to yet another wave of mass shootings in our country.

I have no desire to echo the hollow platitudes that have been offered by many of our political leaders.  I won’t concentrate for now on the plethora of Trump’s follies, faults, and failures.  I feel no compulsion to proselytize on the false flag concept that video games are somehow to blame.  I’ve already offered my brief perspective on the larger issue of gun control.

The campaign contribution I make today is my personal statement of disgust with Mitch McConnell – the current occupant of the Kentucky Senate seat for which Amy McGrath is running.

On the surface, of course, a political donation is a massively inadequate response to murder.  Unfortunately, money is the language of politics and it might be the only thing that demands attention from our presumed leaders.  Since I have no delusions that my meager contribution will swing the Senate race, I will use this forum to humbly suggest that others join me.

As the Senate Majority Leader, McConnell controls what legislation gets to Senate floor.  The House sent a common-sense bill to the Senate months ago with respect to universal background checks for gun purchases.  Although it represents a baby step at best, McConnell has single-handedly blocked it from even being considered in the Senate.  Why?  The NRA doesn’t like the bill and McConnell has received over $1.2 million in contributions from the NRA.  It’s that simple.  The Senate will not even be allowed to debate and vote on any meaningful gun-related legislation while McConnell is in office.  He thus needs to lose that office.

Note that there are numerous other reasons why McConnell needs to be defeated.  To list just a few:

  • McConnell has unilaterally blocked over 200 pieces of legislation passed by the House, not even allowing them to be debated in the Senate.  Many of these are bills that enjoy overwhelming popular support and include legislation to protect our elections from foreign interference, guarantee protections for people with pre-existing health conditions, limit dark money in politics, and support net neutrality.
  • McConnell blocked any consideration of Obama’s nomination of Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court, piously claiming that the seat should be filled by the President to be elected a full year hence.  However, McConnell gleefully acknowledged later that he would push through a last-minute nominee if a similar situation arose for a Trump nominee.
  • A few months ago, U.S. News & World Report published state rankings in numerous arenas.  Kentucky’s overall ranking was 40th.  Why would anyone in that state want to retain their current leaders if they can’t do better than that?

Conversely, there are numerous reasons to support McGrath.

When McGrath ran for a House seat in 2018, I wrote then that I wanted her in Congress.  While I had statistical reservations about her electability in that race, I did note her remarkable qualifications for political office:

Amy McGrath (D) is a retired Marine Lieutenant Colonel who served in both Afghanistan and Iraq.  She was the first female Marine to fly combat missions in an F/A-18.  She is a graduate of the Naval Academy and has a master’s in international and global security studies.  She has taught at the Naval Academy, served as the Pentagon’s Marine liaison to the State Department, and worked as a Congressional foreign affairs advisor.  Her father is a high school teacher; her mother is a doctor; she is the mother of three.  As one proof of her ability to work across the aisle, her husband (a retired Navy officer) is a life-long registered Republican.  McGrath published a 32-page economic plan with a surprising level of detail for a House race.  While understandably focused on her Kentucky district’s specific needs, it’s a template for a reasonable, practical, non-partisan approach to government.

In 2018, I chose to contribute elsewhere in a best-effort to help facilitate a Democratic takeover of the House.  McGrath did indeed lose the election in her ruby red KY-06 district, but she came within 3% – which was closer than I’d expected.  I’ll dive deeper into the 2020 math at a later date, but my initial analysis says that McGrath has a decent chance of winning the Senate race.  That’s more than enough for me.  I still want Amy McGrath in Congress.

To be clear, it will not be at all easy to unseat a five-term incumbent Senator in a Presidential election year in a red state that hasn’t elected a Democratic Senator this century.  A win here is a stretch – but it is within reach.  The race is more than worthy of national attention and it is my chosen means of honoring the recent lives lost to senseless gun violence.

Contribute to Amy McGrath via ActBlue.

Year One

Today is the one-year anniversary of Parenthetical Politics.

I wondered at the start if the frequency of my blog posts would have an exceptionally long wavelength.  However, with 66 posts over the past year, I averaged well over one post a week.  Not bad for a hobby that mostly serves as my online pressure release valve.  I managed to devote enough time here to personally classify this blog as a regular column – which was an internal goal of sorts.

To my readers:  Thank you for your indulgence, encouragement, comments, and suggestions.

The Next Debates

The first set of Democratic debates were gigantic wastes of time and I fear that the second set may be yet another edition of Hunger Games meets Keystone Cops.  However, I thought I’d offer a few last-minute ideas that could make the upcoming debates at least slightly more useful.

To begin with, if I was moderating the debates, I’d require the candidates to spend the first half hour in a very structured format.  I still rather like my Chorus Line idea, but I’d settle for letting the candidates know in advance that both nights will start with these same two questions:

  1. Issues:  For each candidate, left to right:  In no more than two minutes, list no more than your top three issues, how you’ll address them, at what cost, and with what revenue sources.  Here’s your uninterrupted opportunity to tell voters your priorities and convince them to go to your website to read the details of your brilliant policy proposals.  Your microphone will be cut off at the two minute mark.  If another candidate interrupts you, we will take that time away from them and give it to you.  If you waste your allotted time giving a stump speech or if you don’t address the related monetary components, note that we will call you out on it and then move on.
  2. Electoral College:  For each candidate, right to left:   While we know you’re laser-focused on winning the Democratic nomination, we also know that’s not the endgame.  In 60 seconds or less, list the swing states you’ll specifically target in the general election and how you intend to win them.  Note that if you tell us that you plan to win all of them, we are going to stop while everyone takes a moment to laugh at you.  If you don’t name enough states to produce the necessary 270 Electoral votes, you will be asked to leave the stage.

The remainder of the debate would have a more free-form structure but would stay issue-oriented.  To a large extent, I’d be content here to see how the candidates think on their feet defending their positions.  There are numerous valid topics that can be addressed and there are some distinct policy differences between the candidates that can be reasonably explored.  The CNN moderators are good enough to be able to pick the topics in real-time each night based on the various positions and policies stated in the first half hour.  The moderators should be given complete freedom to drive and direct the debate.  We can argue about fairness later, but every circus needs a ringmaster.

For the candidates, here’s my advice:

  • Attack Trump, not each other.  Feel free to tell us why your background, your resume, and your record makes you the best candidate to take on Trump.  Feel free to tell us why your policy positions and/or personal story are better than any of the other Democratic candidates to win over swing voters.  I know many of you think you’re fighting for the soul of the Democratic party.  I couldn’t care less.  In the general election, one of you will be fighting for the soul of America.  Please focus there.
  • Keep it real.  Most of you aren’t idiots.  You know that some of your ideas will never get any bipartisan support and it’s fine to have some positions that are mostly intended to drive a conversation.  However, if you’re elected, you will need to actually govern within a divided government.  I don’t expect you to focus on leadership in a debate format but it’d be nice if you could at least demonstrate some ability to lead and not just pontificate.  At the very least, could your website highlight at least one idea that doesn’t so obviously pander to the far left?  I know you may be counting on progressive activists to help you win the nomination.  I get it.  But, again, remember that the goal for most of us is to win in November 2020.
  • Keep it recent.  There are plenty of current issues to address.  Every time you bring up another candidate’s position or vote that is not from this century, I swear I will send that candidate a campaign donation.
  • Don’t be a dud.  You can be serious without being seriously dull.  Be friendly.  Remember to smile but please don’t look like you’re taking a prom picture.  Don’t scream and don’t preach.  If you show just a touch of humor, voters will be more inclined to like you.  Yes, part of this is a popularity contest.  Live with it.
  • Forget your attack sound bites.  I know how hard you’re been practicing the zingers that will absolutely destroy another candidate, bring the audience to it’s feet, and propel you to victory.  Yeah, no.  Please ignore your advisors and your speech writers.  None of you are Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, or Barack Obama.  You’re just not good enough to properly deliver a line at the right time without it sounding badly rehearsed.  The media is going to find their own debate excerpts and they’re not going to be the ones you want them to be.  Instead of trying to find an opening for your witty, scripted remark, concentrate on not saying something incredibly stupid.
  • Don’t over-prepare.  Frankly, if you can’t handle anything thrown at you by now, you have no business being on the debate stage.  Instead, …
  • Get some sleep and remember you’re going to be on TV.  Seriously.  You’re interviewing for the Presidency and you need to look the part.  Don’t repeat Nixon’s debate mistakes from six decades ago.  Going in, Nixon had a clear edge in experience and gravitas.  However, on TV, Kennedy looked confident and engaged while Nixon looked like he’d just been released from a POW camp.  Game Kennedy.

Then again, maybe I’ll just accept reality and host that Bourbon Primary.

A 2020 Platform – Infrastructure

This installment of my 2020 Platform series addresses a very mundane topic.  Our national infrastructure may be a critical foundation for our economy, but it is dreadfully boring.  Hence, the topic has been starved for oxygen on the various campaign trails.  I thought it deserved at least a modicum of attention – even if it’s only from me.  While I certainly don’t claim much expertise here, I suspect that I might know more than most folks in Washington. It’s not a particularly high bar.

Anyway, I’ll wait if you want to grab a beer.

The bottom line is that our nation’s roads, bridges, dams, seawalls, and airports need a whole lot of work.  The American Society of Civil Engineers produces a quadrennial assessment of our nation’s infrastructure.  In 2017, they gave our overall national infrastructure a “D+” grade and estimated it would take $4.5 trillion to address all of the issues.  The ASCE report is quite depressing (covering 16 different infrastructure categories) and I find it rather embarrassing that the infrastructure of the United States of America couldn’t get into most community colleges.

Let’s briefly look at just one of these categories:  Roads.

The Federal Aid Highway Act of 1956 started the construction of over 40,000 miles of interstate highways in the U.S. and dramatically changed the American way of life.  This Eisenhower-era project created a massive distribution network that American businesses used to great advantage to help make America the economic leader that it is today.  The highways also enabled the growth of the suburbs and considerably widened the radius of typical societal connections.

The problem is that the original investment was made over 60 years ago and our highways are now falling apart.  The Highway Trust Fund, which largely finances federal highway spending, is woefully underfunded.  The ASCE report gave our nation’s roads a “D” and estimated that just the existing backlog of necessary road repairs would cost $420 billion.  It’ll only get worse.

The unfortunate facts are that (a) road repairs cost money, (b) politicians want to spend money on flashy programs, and (c) repaving highways ain’t flashy.

I could produce similar summaries for the other 15 infrastructure categories, but I won’t.  Frankly, I’m surprised you’re still reading.  The 2020 candidates aren’t interested, either.  Everyone says infrastructure is a major problem; no one wants to propose sane solutions.  Solutions are hard.

So, for anyone not yet asleep, I’ll close with just a few suggestions of my own.  While there’s a ton of detail missing, this blog entry is still more descriptive than either party’s platform.

Suggestions

Prop up the Highway Trust Fund:  Double the federal motor fuel tax that feeds the Highway Trust Fund.  It seems fair to put primary responsibility for maintaining our roads on the people that use them the most.  That would only increase the typical cost of a tank of gas by about $1.20.  That’s not going to break anyone’s budget.

Offer Infrastructure Bonds:  Offer federally guaranteed bonds to local governments (states, counties, & cities) for approved infrastructure maintenance and improvements.  While such projects would be vetted and selected at a federal level, local governments directly dealing with the infrastructure issues would generate all proposals, have full responsibility for implementations, and absorb the principal costs over time.  The bond guarantees would be offered at extremely favorable rates, with some additional incentives, in return for compliance with some pre-defined criteria.  Compliance would be evaluated every two years to maintain the rate.  An evaluation committee led by business executives and academics would evaluate all proposals and track project compliance to keep the process as non-political as possible.

  • Project Criteria:
    • The project must maintain an up-to-date lifecycle cost analysis, detailing planned vs. actual costs and ROI.  You know, like a real project in the real world.
    • The local government must agree to retire the bond within 30 years.
    • The project must meet pre-set minimal environmental criteria.
    • The project must make use of a concurrent NWPA program (see below).
  • Financial Incentives:
    • For exceedingly clean and well-run projects, the rate may approach zero.
    • For extremely important projects from a national perspecitive (say, the top 5%), some federal offsets could be granted.

Implement a New WPA Program:  An NWPA could partially subsidize some infrastructure jobs and training.  Running numerous infrastructure projects on such a massive scale will require a huge labor force and an NWPA could help put people to work that are otherwise unemployed or underemployed.  It might also put undocumented / unemployed immigrants to immediate productive work, earning a living wage while providing a possible earned path to a legal status in the U.S.  An NWPA could perhaps address multiple issues at once.

Boris

Understatement of the Year:

He’s a different kind of a guy but they say I’m a different kind of a guy, too.

– Donald Trump on Boris Johnson

Today, Boris Johnson was elected as the new leader of the Tory party and will thus become Britain’s next Prime Minister.

Johnson is a right-wing anti-intellectual who does possess impressive skills as an entertainer of the masses.  He has demonstrated no true convictions; only raw ambition.  While he has become the face of the UK movement to leave the EU, he only became pro-Brexit when he saw it as an opportunity to gain power.  He has never hesitated to tell outright lies, incite violence, or spew racist taunts to fire up his base only to laughingly brush off such actions once the damage has already been done.

To our friends across the pond:  We hope you will accept our sincere apologies.  We didn’t realize we were contagious.

A Chorus Line

I recently came across a video of “I Hope I Get It” from A Chorus Line, sung by a large group of dancers, both young and old, as they audition for a job.  Each is under immense pressure to perform on-demand; only a few will survive the cuts; each needs to get noticed but must also fit in.  Sound familiar?

In fact, I think this should be the format for the next Democratic debate.  It would be just as enlightening as the first one but would be profoundly more entertaining.  Imagine the Nielsen ratings of a forum where Sanders attempts a double pirouette… where Warren tap dances across the stage… where the whole Democratic field forms a kick line.  I dare any network to program against it.

On a related note, I also read a recent article about candidate walk-out music – the song that’s played as a candidate enters an event stage.  While the songs can often change during the course of a campaign, here are a few representative examples:  Biden uses “We Take Care of Our Own“; Sanders uses “Power to the People“; Harris uses “Work That“; Warren uses “9 to 5“;  Trump uses “God Bless the USA”.  Most choices are obvious, a few are clever, and none are illuminating.

Using A Chorus Line as the thematic foundation, I decided to give some thought to more informative walk-on songs for a few of the candidates… culled only from well-known musicals.

Why, you ask?  Wouldn’t a Venn diagram of people with relevant interests show an intersection awfully close to a null set?  Yep.  Didn’t I just post a somewhat analogous candidate-to-bourbon list?  Yep.  But I’ve had a crappy week and this was a pleasant distraction from all sorts of realities.  And, well, it’s my blog.

So, here are my choices, complete with video links and lyric excerpts:

Joe Biden:  “Don’t Rain on My Parade” from Funny Girl.  Who the hell are all these other people?

Don’t tell me not to fly
I’ve simply got to
If someone takes a spill
It’s me and not you
Who told you you’re allowed
To rain on my parade

Bernie Sanders: “I’m Still Here” from Company.  Yes, Bernie.  We know.

Good times and bum times
I’ve seen them all and my dear
I’m still here
Plush velvet sometimes
Sometimes just pretzels and beer
But I’m here

Amy Klobuchar:  “Mister Cellophane” from Chicago.  This may be just a tad too on the nose.

Cellophane, Mister Cellophane
Should have been my name
Mister Cellophane
‘Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I’m there

Pete Buttigieg:   “I Believe in You” from How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.  Give this a couple of minutes.  The star will eventually sing a love song to himself but the number opens with a chorus of his peers trying to figure out how to stop him.  And, hey, doesn’t Pete look just a bit like Robert Morse?

You have the cool, clear
Eyes of a seeker of wisdom and truth
Yet there’s that upturned chin
And that grin of impetuous youth
Oh, I believe in you
I believe in you

Kamala Harris:  “On My Own” from Les Misérables.  Stay with me here.  Imagine that the guy she’s singing about is a typical Democratic voter in a middle-America swing state.  And note that the singer doesn’t survive to the finale.

I love him, but every day I’m learning
All my life, I’ve only been pretending
Without me, his world will go on turning
A world that’s full of happiness
That I have never known
I love him, I love him, I love him
But only on my own

Elizabeth Warren:   “We’re In the Money” from Gold Diggers of 1933 and 42nd Street.  The perfect song for the candidate who hasn’t seen a spending program she doesn’t like.

We’re in the money, come on, my honey
Let’s lend it, spend it, send it rolling along

Beto O’Rourke & Julián Castro:  “Agony” from Into the Woods.  This is a duet with two princes lamenting their lack of progress toward their respective goals, even though each is absolutely perfect and obviously deserving.

Agony, beyond power of speech
When the one thing you want
Is the only thing out of your reach

Marianne Williamson & Andrew Yang:  If They Could See Me Now” from Sweet Charity.  These folks always knew they’d be going home alone.  They’re really kind of surprised to still be at the party.

All I can say is “Wow!”
Hey, look at where I am
Tonight I landed, pow!
Right in a pot of jam
What a setup, holy cow!
They’d never believe it
If my friends could see me now

Kirsten Gillibrand, Cory Booker, & Michael BennetIt’s A Hard Knock Life” from Annie.  The orphan Senators get a group number.

‘Steada treated, we get tricked
‘Steada kisses, we get kicked
It’s a hard-knock life

All Other Democrats:  “Who Am I Anyway?” from A Chorus Line.  Technically, this isn’t a song.  It’s just a short coda for “I Hope I Get It”.  Seems appropriate on so many levels.

Who am I anyway?
Am I my resume?
That is a picture of a person I don’t know
What does he want from me?
What should I try to be?
So many faces all around, and here we go
I need this job, oh God, I need this show

Howard Schultz:  “Be A Clown” from The Pirate.  I’ll go out on a limb here and call this choice self-explanatory.

If you become a farmer you’ve the weather to buck
If you become a gambler you’ll be stuck with your luck
But Jack you’ll never lack if you can quack like a duck
Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown

Donald Trump:  “Razzle Dazzle” from Chicago.  Go ahead.  Tell me this isn’t a great choice.

Give ’em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather ’em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you’re just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle ’em
And they’ll never catch wise

The Democratic Nomination Process

If anyone believes that the Democratic nomination process will select the person most likely to defeat Trump in 2020, please contact me.  I own this bridge in Brooklyn that I’d like to discuss with you.

We’re still 12 months away from the 2020 Democratic convention and 16 months away from the presidential election.  So much will change in the meantime that it’s impossible to take seriously any poll that attempts to predict how the very crowded race for the Democratic nod will end.  For reference, in the crowded race for the 2016 Republican nomination, the average order of candidates in national polls conducted 16 months before that general election was Bush, Rubio, Walker, Huckabee, Carson, Paul, Cruz, Christie, … and then Trump.

Unfortunately, while the upcoming year will successfully select some Democrat to face Trump in 2020, the process isn’t exactly optimal.  Said another way:  Drawing straws would produce an equally intelligent result.

First, here’s a greatly simplified summary of the process:

Delegates to the Democratic National Convention in July of 2020 will select the party’s nominee.  Delegates will come in two flavors:

  1. Elected delegates.  Each state will use their primary or caucus votes to allocate the state’s assigned delegates to the corresponding candidates.
  2. Superdelegates.  Elected officeholders, party insiders, former Presidents, etc. will vote however they wish.

Since the influence of superdelegates in 2016 caused some heartburn, the first round of voting this time around will include only the elected delegates.  Unfortunately, given the massive number of candidates, it is more than possible that no candidate will win an initial majority.  In subsequent rounds of voting, not only will the superdelegates be able to vote but the elected delegates will then be free to vote for whomever they wish.  Rounds of voting will continue until someone gets a majority.  Yeah.  Won’t that be fun?  While a contested convention would make for great television, it could well produce a fatally wounded nominee.

Next, there’s the order of the Democratic primaries and caucuses:

Iowa and New Hampshire will receive a ridiculous amount of attention and will be granted a undeserved level of importance as the first-in-the-nation caucus and primary.  Neither state is exactly a microcosm of America and, together, the two states account for less than 3% of the Democratic delegates and a whopping 10 Electoral votes.  However, since both states are at least somewhat in-play in the general election, I’ll grudgingly accept the fact that someone has to go first.  Nevada goes third for another 1% of the delegates.  Woo.  But, again, the state is marginally in-play in the general election.  So fine.

However, the fourth state to weigh in is South Carolina.  Seriously?  Frankly, I don’t give a dead palmetto what South Carolina Democrats think.  Am I being a bit harsh?  Nope, not at all.  I’m sure they’re nice people.  However, given the Electoral College structure, Democratic voters in South Carolina DO NOT MATTER in the general election.  No Democrat is going to win the state in 2020.  If South Carolina Democrats want a say in Democratic politics, they should first focus on becoming a swing state.

After the first four states, we come to Super Tuesday on March 3, when a large number of states will hold their primaries.  As with South Carolina, I don’t care at all what Democrats in Alabama, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Utah think.  These are all safe Republican states but will jointly account for another 6% of the Democratic delegates.  On the flip side, I also don’t much care what Democrats in California, Massachusetts, and Vermont think.  Each are Safe Democratic states which account for about 14% of the Democratic delegates.  Yeah, sure, the Democratic candidate will need money from these states so they should have a voice.  However, none of these states are at risk in 2020.  As I’ve noted before, there is zero difference between the Democrat getting 90% or 51% of the popular vote in California.  In both cases, the candidate gets all 55 of California’s Electoral votes in the general election.

It gets worse.

By the time Democrats in the swing states of Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania get to weigh in with about 9% of the Democratic delegates, well over half of the delegates will have already been elected.  The candidates that could do best in these states could well have been forced out of the race even before these states get to vote.  Thus, while it’s doubtful that any Democrat could win the general election without the middle-America states, the Democratic nominating process goes out of its way to marginalize their input into the selection of the nominee.  Smart move, huh?

For what it’s worth, I live in Texas.  While my state is technically a “Lean R” state, there is no current Democratic candidate that can win Texas in the 2020 general election.  It’s just not going to happen.  Thus, my primary vote doesn’t really matter either.

Only about 18% of the Democratic delegates to the convention represent true toss-up states. Another 9% represent the states that lean Democratic but are by no means guaranteed.  Thus, almost 3/4 of the elected delegates will come from states that either no Democrat can win or that any Democrat can win.  Only 27% of the votes to elect the Democratic nominee will come from states that are actually important to winning the general election – and most of those votes get cast late in the nomination process.

Perhaps I’m reading the wrong news feeds, but I don’t see anyone in the DNC that’s concerned about this.  Above all else, the Democratic nominee must be able to win the general election.

What’s the point otherwise?