Nuclear Dreams

“And remember, Florida’s easier than other places. You have the ocean and you have the sun. There’s something about that that works. But — you have the sun, too, but you don’t have the ocean. I can tell. You definitely don’t have the ocean. Maybe someday you’ll have the ocean, you never know.”

– The Orange Guy, Las Vegas, July ’23

OMG.  So THAT’S why he wants the nuclear codes!

The OG has long fancied himself as a real estate baron and now he thinks he’s Lex Luthor from the 1978 movie “Superman”.  The film’s plot centers around Luther buying a ton of desert land around Las Vegas before detonating an atomic bomb to reopen the San Andreas fault – plunging California into the ocean and making his property the new oceanfront.

Unfortunately for the Orange Guy, only his weight comes close to matching Luthor’s IQ.